Super-boyfriend to the rescue

There I was, minding my own business in the shower, when this giant centipede starts running towards me. You’d be surprised/horrified how fast they are! Anyhow, I screamed like a girl, which I am, so it’s completely acceptable. My boyfriend comes in and stages a daring rescue and saves the (naked) damsel in distress. Although I was mentally scarred for the rest of my shower and never took my eyes off the drain, lest it return, crawl into my ear and eat my brain (yes, it was a zombie centipede) I realized that most men would do well to realize that a woman screaming in the shower is an opportunity and the wise ones heed the call.

~ by accordingtoleanne on June 9, 2011.

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