I’m a criminal

I just finished doing some of my criminology homework where I had to try and estimate how many minor offenses I’ve committed. I underestimated a bit, but I’ve been bad enough to do 61.5 years in jail and pay $93,075 in fines. Holy crap! It wasn’t even that bad! These are all for things like public intoxication, speeding and the like. I can’t go to prison. I’d totally be somebody’s bitch. Likely a large androgynous woman named Rhonda.

~ by accordingtoleanne on May 12, 2011.

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