Little random thoughts

The only thing funnier than a stripper crying during a lap dance is a fat chick eating a salad.

There’s something sad about an adult man with a skateboard.

You need to call us back by 2 tomorrow. Or what? You’ll send your cousin Guido over to break my knee caps?

Consider the irony of a preservative packet in a package of beef jerky.

~ by accordingtoleanne on January 25, 2010.

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