Spring Garden Prep

•April 26, 2015 • Leave a Comment

The weather has been nicer so we’ve been getting our garden planned out and prepped. I started a trellace with bamboo poles for our peas, squash and other climbing veggies.


Our broccoli and cauliflower babies are still moving along, waiting for warm enough night time temps so they can go outside.


The peas I started last week are growing inches a day, so I’m training them onto bamboo sticks. I have green onions and artichokes started already.


I started some lettuce, herbs and catnip inside. In the next week we should be able to start some of our outdoor plants; corn, beets, carrots, radishes, kohlrabi, cucumbers, squash, onions, leeks and pumpkins. I’m looking to get some starts for potatoes, shallots and purple asparagus too. I haven’t decided how I want to do the potatoes. I’ve seen methods in tires, plastic bags and containers, anyone tried any of these methods?

Denver Cannabis Cup

•April 19, 2015 • Leave a Comment

We got up Friday morning for a roadtrip to Denver for the Cannabis Cup. We’ve been going for several years, some years to write about it, others to pick up sales leads for work and it’s become a fun tradition for us, especially because we have some old friends in Denver so we can visit while we’re there.


When we left the house there was a chain requirement on La Veta pass, but when we got there, it was reduced to slush. We met up with my hubby’s old friend RD and had dinner at the Buckhorn Exchange. I’d seen it featured on several food network and travel channel shows, so I’d been wanting to go.


It was SO COOL. They had a gazillion taxidermy animals that were exquisitely cared for. It was warm and welcoming. We started our meal with three appetizers; fried artichoke hearts, sirloin game tips (in a killer gravy) and rocky mountain oysters (aka bulls’ testicles, sliced and fried). Hubby and I shared Yak steaks and RD had ribs. All was excellent.


The game tips were amazing, bull, elk and buffalo scraps in gravy that was great with everything. The fried artichokes were good, but I want to make some with some fresh steamed chokes. These were pickled and I’m not huge on pickling flavors. The Rocky Mountain Oysters were a big surprise. They were tender and beefy, totally amazing. My hubby started off adamant that he wouldn’t try them and by the third bite was staking a steady claim on his third of the oysters. He even said they were his favorite of the appetizers we got. RD agreed, but was elbow deep in gravy, even though he doesn’t usually like brown gravy. So I think he liked the game tips best. We hung out at his place until he had to go to work and checked into our hotel.

I was greeted with this and other signs about not smoking.


I had booked this hotel because their website had said that they offered smoking rooms. My husband smokes cigarettes, so it’s more convenient for him. They informed me he wouldn’t be able to smoke even in our car. We found this annoying, but shook it off, we wouldn’t be spending much time here anyhow. We tried to find our room, but the numbers were so small that we had to park and search on foot. When we found our room, it stank like stale cigarette. Even smokers don’t like the smell of old smoke and for us to notice it, it was bad. It irked me that they were so adamant about no smoking anywhere on the property and here we were in a room that reeked of cigarette smoke. I’d been driving all day, so I went to take a shower and found this:


The pictures don’t even show the grime that was in the tub. There was hair in the sink too. I was starting to get frustrated, but trying to make the best of the situation. I decided to just deal without a shower and sat down to relax. My hubby got up to turn on the heater and the smoke alarm immediately starts going off. We turn it and the heater off. I decide at this point to call the front desk. I explained the situation asked them if they had any other rooms and they said no and asked if we wanted him to come up and disconnect the smoke alarm. I say no, since hubby’s an electrician and is already standing on the bed unhooking it. Once it’s unhooked it starts chirping every 30 seconds. The the TV goes out. I burst into tears. We got down to the office and get a refund, telling them it was just too much to deal with. We’d planned to spend 2 nights, but the only other hotels available were expensive enough that our hotel budget would only cover one night. We took our refund to a Holiday Inn Select that we stayed at last year for our Bachelor/ette parties and were relieved to find a beautiful, spotless room. I took an amazing shower and we settled into downy bedding that smelled of clean.


They even let us leave our truck in their parking garage after checking out and called us a cab to the Cannabis Cup. I can’t say enough good things about this Holiday Inn Select 455 S Colorado Blvd, Denver, CO. Or enough bad things about Extended Stay America 4444 Leetsdale Dr Glendale, CO! The Holiday Inn is about $50 more, but SO worth it.

Our cab arrived and I had a little chuckle over this sticker in the back.


This wouldn’t be funny to most people, but I suffer from panic attacks where I generally vomit, it was like a harbinger of things to come and remember this for later on in my story. If you’re an asshole like me, you’ll laugh. Plus, I think it’s funny, so no guilt in enjoying my pain.

We got to the Cannabis Cup 3 hours before the doors opened because the last year we went, we arrived an hour early and were around the block behind about 2000 other VIP ticket holders. General admission people were wrapped around the block several times. I heard wait times for entry in general admission were 6-8 hours. This year we were within the first 20 in the door.


I slipped out of line to get some donuts and saw the enclosure they had set up for general admission, holy hell, no way I’d go through that. General admission was still trying to enter when we were leaving around 3. The VIP tickets might be crazy pricey, but the sun, standing in line and crowds of people don’t go well with me.


They had all these ads all over the barricades.


You don’t have to be lonely with farmersonly dot com! But different. I’m still working on a jingle. No more lonely stoners? While standing in line, CSP (Colorado State Police) flew by on a golf cart and trew flaming Cheetos at us. But no water, police brutality! Wah…


We walked the show and picked up swag bags and saw all kinds of weird, new and interesting things. Here’s some scenes from the inside:

I have no idea what this woman is wearing. Is it a romper? Bathing suit? Shorts? Panties?

I have no idea what this woman is wearing. Is it a romper? Bathing suit? Shorts? Panties?

Random merch

Random merch

Token pixie on a unicycle

Token pixie on a unicycle

Outdoor booths before the rush

Outdoor booths before the rush

Outside booths pre-rush

Outside booths pre-rush

Funny freebie

Funny freebie

Tommy Gun Glass Thing

Tommy Gun Glass Thing

Some random guy ran up and stuck this on me

Some random guy ran up and stuck this on me

They had this shotgun smoking thing. I’m not even sure how this works, but it looked so cool.


I took this for some kind of contest. I have to think of a funny caption. I’m blank. I think I lose this contest.


And finally, a little person dancing in a Magic Butter Costume. Isn’t it a cute costume?


Once it started getting really crowded, we decided to call it a day. We saw a guy selling tickets and asked if he was buying tickets and sold him our tickets for SO JA and Snoop Dogg for $80. We jumped in a cab that was stopped at a red light and headed back to our hotel to get the truck. On the way, the cabbie started to make me carsick and/or I started having a panic attack. This is where the vomit fee comes back into the picture. I’m feeling more and more queasy and it’s becoming the longest ride ever. I start looking through the swag bags I’ve picked up and they’re all canvas or athletic fabric. Not water proof. I pick the least interesting one and hold it at the ready. I roll down the window and close my eyes and try to breathe through to our destination. The driver has a heavy African accent and road rage. Deep breath in. I see our hotel from a few blocks away. Breath out. There’s a ton of traffic. Stop. Start. Lurch. Deep breath in. Maybe we should just get out here and hoof it. Breathe out. We get out of the cab about a block from the hotel, my hubby hands him $50 for a $30 fare, the cab disappears from sight and I fall to all fours and vomit. Twice. While retching, I also piss myself. I’m shaky, but I get back to my feet and rinse out my mouth. We walk back to the hotel and I change my pants in the parking garage. Unfortunately the only clean pants we have are my hubby’s camo pajama pants. Screw it.

We drive to RD’s garage to pick up my hubby’s motorcycle. While they fiddle with it I relax and my stomach settles. We get the bike loaded up and head for home. That’s enough city time for awhile, yuck.

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Happy Easter!

•April 5, 2015 • 1 Comment

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Cat Show

•April 4, 2015 • Leave a Comment

Last weekend we went down to Albuquerque for a friend’s 30th birthday and since we were down there…I dragged my husband to the TICA Cat Show where they were having the Bengal Congress. I was hoping that there would be a kitten that we couldn’t resist at the right price, but there were only 2 bengals for sale, one 2 years old and one 1 1/2 years. Too old to introduce smoothly into our household.


Even so, we had a great time looking at all the cats and picked out 2 new toys for our fur-children. These shows always have a HUGE selection of cat toys. My husband actually enjoyed it a bit, I think. He was amused with the cat showings where they play with and stretch out the cats.

cat2 Sphinx cats because my bestie is allergic, but loves cats.

Plus we got to compare some winning examples to Hootie, our own Bengal cat. My hubby is fascinated with genetics, particularly in plants, but we could see that there were some really interesting differences from our cat and the others. Ours is an F4 and has a very wide, lion-like face while a lot of the cats we saw had petite faces. Ours also has glittered fur, which I didn’t realize is kind of rare. And Hootie’s color is really rich. A lot of the cats we saw had more golden and tawny fur, while Hoot is more coppery. We saw one intact male that had an enormous head and neck. Hoot is neutered, so he hasn’t gotten that beefy. The breeder told us they bulk up more if their hormones are left intact.



In any case, it was a blast. I even got a free cat coloring book! I might let a certain child I know have it if she’s REALLY good. We spent a couple hours enjoying beer and porch sitting with our friends, something we are going to have to do again!

Doctor Downer

•April 3, 2015 • 4 Comments

I went to the doctor about a month ago to establish primary care. During that visit, my doctor was attentive and sharp and I felt really hopeful about finally getting a diagnosis. When I went back a couple weeks later to find out the results of a couple blood tests she ordered, she was yawning and couldn’t remember why we’d ordered thyroid tests. I had to explain to her that we were looking for a physiological cause for my panic attacks. All of the blood tests came back normal, but my thyroid was on the low side of the normal range. For some reason, she decided that was enough to try and treat me for low thyroid, so she prescribed me B6, B12, Magnesium, serotonin and Gaba. I’ve tried stimulating my thyroid before and the results were horrible. I couldn’t sleep more than 2-3 hours at a stretch and I panicked several times a day. I have a follow up with her on the 28th, but I’m not sure I want to continue since she’s coming up with the same things I’ve tried with countless other doctors. I’m pretty well stabilized right now and while there’s room for improvement, I don’t want to rock the boat unnecessarily.

Hubby’s Birthday

•April 2, 2015 • Leave a Comment

Yesterday my husband turned 30. Yes, he’s an April Fool’s baby. He didn’t want to have a party, so I decided to prank him. I usually don’t prank him on his birthday, but this time I wanted to mark the occasion even if he refused a get-together.

I put googly eyes on everything in the fridge and photocopied my head and put it in a jar. He was somehow oblivious to these tricks.


How do you miss a bright green gallon jar in the fridge!? I got him with soy sauce in the Coca Cola bottle. He usually grabs it and juggs it in front of the fridge, so he got a gulp down before he realized something was wrong. Best prank ever. He didn’t notice the green kool aid in the shower head or me changing the programing on his Google Chrome so that all photos would show Nicholas Cage. He did notice covering his mouse sensor with paper and blue food coloring on his toothbrush.

On the positive side, I made him some tenderloin steaks from the yearling elk cow I got last elk hunt and his favorite home fries.


He also got a pistachio white chocolate german cake.


You can make a white chocolate german cake with this recipe:http://allrecipes.com/recipe/claras-white-german-chocolate-cake/  (you’ll need this additional recipe for frosting http://www.kraftrecipes.com/recipes/white-chocolate-coconut-frosting-56162.aspx). I highly recommend the matches on the cake. It’s like fire dominoes and looks awesome.


Rocks and Talks

•March 23, 2015 • Leave a Comment

On Saturday, we went down to Albuquerque for the Treasures of the Earth Gem and Mineral show. They have great silent auctions, my hubby even got into the bidding! We picked up some awesome specimens for our collection for next to nothing.

I got this Agate for $2

I got this Agate for $2

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The fluorites for $2, 3 and $4. I like fluorite, can you tell?


This massive herkimer diamond for $4.


Aaannd…these little beauties for $16. Also herkimer diamonds, which aren’t really diamonds at all, but rare and special. Wikipedia says this about them:

Herkimer diamond is a generic name for a double-terminated quartz crystal discovered within exposed outcrops of dolostone in and around Herkimer County, New York and the Mohawk River Valley. Because the first discovery sites were in the village of Middleville and in the city of Little Falls, respectively, the crystal is also known as a Middleville diamond or a Little Falls diamond.[1]

Herkimer diamonds became largely recognized after workmen discovered them in large quantities while cutting into the Mohawk River Valley dolostone in the late 18th century. Geologists discovered exposed dolostone in Herkimer County and began mining there. The popularity of mining for double-terminated quartz in the Herkimer County outcroppings is what led to the name, Herkimer diamonds. Currently, Herkimer diamonds can be found in large quantity in at least Herkimer, Fulton, and Montgomery counties, and double-pointed quartz crystals have also been found in abundance in Tibet and Afghanistan, as well as in other countries.

Many of the New York crystals are known for their extreme clarity, and Wiccan and New Age belief systems often ascribe specific occult properties and a wide variety of mystical powers to them.

These quartz crystals, which geologists theorize formed extremely slowly in small solution cavities or vugs, have 18 facets (6 sides) and two terminations. There are also larger cavities that are several feet in diameter that are called “pockets”. Herkimer diamonds are found clear, cloudy, smoky or even containing a variety of rare impurities. Impurities (rare and general) can include clusters, scepters, fluid inclusions (sometimes incorrectly called enhydros), phantom, and bridge crystals. A fluid inclusion is a pocket within a crystal containing liquid, usually water, sometimes also methane or oil, and rarely, smaller crystals. A phantom is a crystal containing other visible crystals of the same type, a skeletal crystal contains a series of crystal edge outlines inside the crystal and a hopper crystal has its faces replaced by a step like pattern.

I got to visit some friends including my bestie, Tamara. She crocheted a bed for my bengal, Hootie. He absolutely loves it and guards it from our other cat.



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